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i finished fable two today... fell totally in love with reaver, voiced by stephen fry. he's an almost dorian gray type character, except a total nympho sociopath. he sacrifices the youth and beauty of someone else to the shadow court every hundred years or something to stay eternally young and things. he's terribly vain and horrible and selfish but i looove hiiiim. i think it might just be that when i hear stephen fry's voice i immediately think "BUT YOU'RE NICE WHAT HAPPENED D:"

anyhow, also married three people:

alex, who i met through a quest (the ghost of his ex-fiancee, who killed herself after being left at the altar, wants revenge, so she sends you to seduce, get engaged to, and then abandon him - i chose to not be evil and just married him instead cause he was actually quite sweet).

jackie, a thug i met in this rundown village (you later lend a guy some money, go to prison for ten years, and when you come back it's wholesome and there are children playing in the streets - if you don't lend the guy money you come back to a prostitute-filled dump)


and nora, the first whore i came across. and who was extremely cute and nice, whereas whores are usually really pissy. so i married her.

i ended up having a kid with alex accidentally (literally the first time i slept with him i forgot to use a condom. WHOOPS) and i then called my baby boy "jam humour cynic", i can't quite remember why. i also changed jackie's name to "bloody flying war", after the tags on a net game cousinsam was playing.

anyhow, that's what i did today.

oh, one more thing actually, while i was on the train was sitting across from this american couple (they were unstereotypically quiet, hurray) who looked all pleasantly surprised when i was all polite when i asked if a seat was taken, and then again when i was getting tea. and then when they were getting off the lady seemed to be having some trouble getting her bag down from the overhead thingy, and i asked if she needed any help. she politely declined but she looked so pleased that i'd asked. it's nice to prove people's opinions of teenagers wrong, yay.