a text conversation between my boy and i...

following a argument about who takes more drugs, i decided to let him win in an annoying way...

me: yes dear.
sam: So there. You snotty beggar. XD
me: yes dear.
sam: No dear.
me: yes dear.
sam: Maybe dear?
me: yes dear.
sam: Could be dear.
me: yes dear.
sam: Almost dear!
me: yes dear.
sam: Obviously dear!
me: yes dear.
sam: Occasionally dear!
me: yes dear.
sam: Seldom dear.
me: yes dear.
sam: Partially dear.
me: yes dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Whatever dear!
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
me: i'm done if you are, dear...
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
me: fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
me: you can keep doing that while i do my homework if you like, dear...
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
me: you done, dear?
*long silence*
sam: I cancelled the rest.
me: thank you, dear. <3