this is why i love my boy.

he bought me this just because. so bless.

http://www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_10001_10001_19875_653337_-1

epic...

i love when people do this.

all the single ladies, all the single ladies...

unbelievably funny.

Star Wars: Retold (By Someone Who Hasn't Seen It)

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...though i bet it'd be even funnier if i'd actually seen the movies.

on polanski...

really great video. also, something about the dude totally reminds me of john green.

a text conversation between my boy and i...

following a argument about who takes more drugs, i decided to let him win in an annoying way...

me: yes dear.
sam: So there. You snotty beggar. XD
me: yes dear.
sam: No dear.
me: yes dear.
sam: Maybe dear?
me: yes dear.
sam: Could be dear.
me: yes dear.
sam: Almost dear!
me: yes dear.
sam: Obviously dear!
me: yes dear.
sam: Occasionally dear!
me: yes dear.
sam: Seldom dear.
me: yes dear.
sam: Partially dear.
me: yes dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Whatever dear!
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
me: i'm done if you are, dear...
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
me: fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
me: you can keep doing that while i do my homework if you like, dear...
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
sam: Fine dear.
me: you done, dear?
*long silence*
sam: I cancelled the rest.
me: thank you, dear. <3