this gave me warm fuzzies...

via slog.

hadn't forced this on you forcefully enough...

gnoooooooooooooooooooooooooome... gnoooooooooooooooooooooome...

thank you, maureen, for whatever that was.

love on the underground...

ohhhh..

this is my dream room. what are the odds of mother dear letting me buy buckets and buckets of black gloss paint when i get home?


(via here)

more strange conversations

shortfry says:
*i find my vocal range is more similar to the guy singers i listen to than the girls
*I HAVE A MAN VOICE OH NO
Ben says:
*No, the guy singers you listen to have girl voices, and the girl singers have guy voices.
shortfry says:
*haha
Ben says:
*You're more on par with tiny rodent.
shortfry says:
*panic at the disco came on just as you accused the guy singers of having girl voices. COINCIDENCE!
*HEY NOW
*if i was a rodent i would be pretty large rodent, in all fairness
*and my voice is not THAT squeaky
*mostly
*maybe
Ben says:
*Back, sorry.
*Yes, it is that squeaky.
shortfry says:
*you're meeeeean
Ben says:
*You're squeaky.
shortfry says:
*i just KNEW you were gonna say that!!
Ben says:
*I'd rather be mean than squeaky anyday. Mean commands authority, squeaky commands NOTHING!
shortfry says:
*i just stopped myself from making a your mother joke. YOU'RE WELCOME
Ben says:
*Yes, but you concieved the joke, the infection is still rife within you.
*FIEND!
shortfry says:
*I'M GETTING BETTER, I SWEAR

i love my boooooy~

Sam says:
*my mother Is crying on me....
shortfry says:
*?
Sam says:
*for not watching soaps..
*XD
shortfry says:
*XDDDDD
*tell her she's awesome
Sam says:
*Sorry!
shortfry says:
*HOW DARE YOU
*why are you sorry?
*XD
Sam says:
*organising things in the moring, and debating the merits of the open or closed position of my curtains.
*XD
shortfry says:
*XD
Sam says:
*Beause I was away for a bit!
shortfry says:
*OH MY GOD
Sam says:
*I KNOW
shortfry says:
*I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
Sam says:
*I was afraid it would be like this...
shortfry says:
*I AM CRYING SO MUCH RIGT NOW
Sam says:
*I promise I will never talk to my family again, okay?
shortfry says:
*SO MUCH I CAN'T SPELL THE WORD RIGHT
*YOU'D BETTER NOT
Sam says:
*IM AH A SORRRRRYY!
shortfry says:
*...are you saying i'm not a real cat?
Sam says:
*okay, I'll just go and say goodbye to mother forever...
*XD
shortfry says:
*XD
*good boy
Sam says:
*Nope, your a real PAIN IN THE FAKE CAT
shortfry says:
*XDDDDDD
*WTF
Sam says:
*Ohhhhhhhhh
*you were SERVED
shortfry says:
*you're so strange, child
Sam says:
*your so strange, glint in the milkmans eye...

what i did in school today instead of learning...

wish i'd seen this before summer ended. doesn't seem as appropriate when it's lashing out.

http://jezebel.com/5347269/teenage-wasteland-your-old-diaries-are-awkward-awe+inspiring/gallery/

was wishing i had sent in some of my stupid old diaries, then realised i'm still writing stupid diaries. oops?

(i particularly love 17 and 26)

wow. just wow.